Tag: consent
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Lawmakers Shocked to Discover Fine Print Not Just for Reading; Surgical Consent Forms Allegedly More Than Mere Paperweights
Washington, D.C. – Lawmakers on Capitol Hill expressed surprise Tuesday after a bipartisan oversight committee revealed that the fine print on surgical consent forms may carry legal significance beyond decorative or stabilizing functions. The routine review, initially prompted by reports of “paper clutter” in operating theaters, has brought into question the longstanding assumption that such…
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Tech Giants Unveil New AI Feature: ‘Consent’ Now an Optional In-App Purchase
San Francisco, CA – In a move that industry leaders describe as “disruptively customer-centric,” several major technology companies jointly announced today the rollout of a new artificial intelligence feature, in which the concept of “consent” has been reimagined as a premium in-app purchase. The innovation, which will appear across a range of widely used social,…