Tag: comedy
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Outrage as Police Launch Investigation into Comedian’s Joke About Police Investigations
Manchester, UK – A local comedian’s routine has become the subject of official scrutiny after authorities launched a full-scale investigation into a recent joke about police investigations. The incident, which occurred at a sold-out show on Saturday night, has drawn criticism from free speech advocates and has prompted the formation of a specialized 12-person task…
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Congressional Committee Accidentally Approves Bill Granting Land Rights to Genetically Modified Sea Cucumbers With Exploding Anuses
Capitol Hill was thrown into chaos Tuesday after the House Subcommittee on Agriculture, Aquaculture, and Explosive Posteriors inadvertently approved a sweeping bill that extends federal land rights to a recently engineered population of genetically modified sea cucumbers with – according to official language in the text – “regrettably volatile anuses.” The bill, officially titled The…
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Local Man Proudly Announces Plan to “Willfully Ignore Reality” for Rest of Election Season
In a groundbreaking move that has baffled both political analysts and his immediate family, local man Benjamin “Benji” Thompson has boldly declared his intention to willfully ignore reality for the remainder of the election season. The announcement was made from his living room recliner, where he has been cultivating a fortress of ignorance fortified by…
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