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Section I – The Refrigerated Rising Star Maplewood, New Jersey — In a turn of events that local economists are now calling “the inevitable culmination of the gig-appliance economy,” a stainless-steel, Wi-Fi–enabled smart refrigerator has been cast as the brooding cardiothoracic surgeon “Dr. Chillingsworth” on America’s longest-running afternoon soap, “As the Daisy Wilts.” The Henderson…