Tag: college football
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Mysterious College Coach Decides Quarterback Battle By Consulting Ancient Vending Machine Oracle
Middle of Nowhere University, TN – In a move that has left sports analysts and alumni both bemused and intrigued, Middle of Nowhere University’s head football coach, the elusive Coach Jasper “Mystic” Feinstein, has announced that the starting quarterback for the upcoming season will be decided through the guidance of an ancient, coin-operated vending machine…
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College Football Coach Introduces New Playbook Filled With Personal Regrets and Half-Finished Sudoku Puzzles
Ann Arbor, MI – In an unprecedented move that has captivated the attention of both collegiate sports analysts and psychotherapists, University of Michigan head coach Brad “Baffled” Reynolds unveiled a revolutionary playbook that is as innovative as it is introspective. The “Gridiron Reflections” playbook, as it is being called, features a groundbreaking combination of personal…
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Big 12 Conference Accidentally Declares Texas Tech National Champion After Misinterpreting Their Own Tie-Breaker Rules
Dallas, TX – In an unprecedented turn of events, the Big 12 Conference has inadvertently crowned Texas Tech University as the national football champion after a complex and, as it turns out, incomprehensible interpretation of their own tie-breaker guidelines. The announcement, which surprised sports analysts and fans alike, came on the heels of a routine…
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