Tag: cognitive dissonance
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School Board Cancels Meeting After Imaginary Threats From Fictitious Speaker; Authorities Offer Meditation Instead
Pretoria, IA – The Pretoria Unified School District took an unprecedented step this week by canceling a much-anticipated board meeting due to threats reported from a speaker entirely of their own imagination. The district has since announced that local authorities will be providing a series of guided meditation sessions in lieu of addressing the fabricated…
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Pakistani Government Announces New Law Mandating Public Confusion Over Every Leadership Statement
ISLAMABAD — In a groundbreaking move described by critics as both baffling and redundant, the Pakistani government officially declared a new law requiring all citizens to experience mandatory confusion following every statement made by the country’s leaders. The “Consistent Cognitive Dissonance Act” was unanimously approved by the National Assembly late Tuesday evening. The law mandates…
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