Tag: city council
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Local Man’s Expectations Thoroughly Met, Experts Baffled by Accuracy
Gerald Morrison of Millfield received exactly what he anticipated from Tuesday’s city council meeting, a phenomenon so rare that the National Institute of Predictive Outcomes has dispatched a research team to study his case. Morrison correctly predicted the meeting would last 47 minutes, feature three interruptions from resident Martha Collins about parking meters, and conclude…
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Prank-Calling Cockatoo Elected to Local Office After Promising to ‘Shake Things Up’
Nashville, TN – In a stunning political upset likely to raise feathers across the nation, a cockatoo named Sir Chattersworth III has been elected to the city council of Nashville after running a maverick campaign on a platform of shaking things up by any means necessary — including his infamous, ear-rattling expertise in prank calls.…
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