Tag: Ceo
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McDonald’s Replaces CEO With Revature Employee, Calls Transition ‘Seamless as No One Knows What They’re Doing Anyway
The nation’s largest fast-food chain announced Tuesday that former CEO Chris Kempczinski has been replaced by Derek Martinez, a 23-year-old Revature employee who spent the last eight months debugging Java applications he wasn’t qualified to write. Martinez will assume leadership of the $23 billion corporation effective immediately, pending completion of his current assignment to fix…
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Hot Mic Catches McDonald’s CEO Telling Unpaid Intern: ‘Take A Bigger Bite Or You’re Going In The McRib’
In a regrettable audio mishap during a recent company meeting, McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski was overheard instructing an unpaid intern to “take a bigger bite or you’re going in the McRib.” The intern, who had been tasked with taste-testing a new prototype sandwich, reportedly hesitated before attempting the required mouthful, prompting the CEO’s unguarded comment.…