Tag: celebrity culture
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Elon Musk and Kanye West Announce New Joint Venture to Manufacture Celebrity Exes in Bulk
Los Angeles, CA – In the latest groundbreaking business venture combining eccentric genius with unpredictable artistry, Elon Musk and Kanye West have come together to launch a new initiative: the mass production of celebrity ex-lovers. Announced yesterday, the venture, tentatively named “Ex Machina,” aims to streamline the previously arduous process of dating and breaking up…
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Hollywood Celebrities Embrace New Trend of Collectively Imagining Chronic Illness for Street Cred
In a striking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry, Hollywood celebrities have taken up the latest craze of collectively imagining chronic illnesses as a new way to enhance their public personas and street credibility. This trend, which insiders have affectionately dubbed “Sick-Kanda,” has been gaining traction among A-listers eager to demonstrate their…
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