Tag: bureaucratic absurdity
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Senator Uncovers Secret Clause in Hospital Consent Forms: “May Also Grant Doctor Ownership of Your Firstborn
Washington, D.C. – In what congressional aides are calling “a routine document review,” Senator Marjorie Ballston (D-ME) claimed Wednesday to have identified a heretofore unnoticed clause buried within standardized hospital consent forms offering patients the option to grant their attending physician full custodial rights to any firstborn children. The clause, appearing only in fine italic…
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Department of Motor Vehicles Installs Meditation Pods for Staff Experiencing Existential Crisis Over New Form 72B-Q9
In an unprecedented move to address the growing mental health concerns among its employees, the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) has installed meditation pods in offices nationwide. This initiative comes in response to what insiders are calling “an existential crisis of cosmic proportions” triggered by the introduction of the new Form 72B-Q9. The form, which…
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