Tag: bureaucracy satire
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Nation Applauds Justice System’s Efficiency as Inmate Finally Executed for Outlasting 14-Year Paperwork Marathon
Terre Haute, IN – The American public paused for a moment of collective admiration today as news broke that Leonard Majors, 62, was successfully executed after a landmark 14-year journey through the criminal justice paperwork process. The achievement, hailed as a testament to the system’s resolve, set a new federal record for most consecutive administrative…
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Bureaucratic Miracle: Bihar Now Requires Emotional Support Animal to Submit Own Tax Returns
In a bold stride toward administrative inclusion, the state of Bihar announced yesterday that all emotional support animals are now legally required to file annual tax returns, “in accordance with their emotional responsibilities and taxable wag income.” The new measure comes as part of “Project Equitable Accountability,” a sweeping reform aimed at ensuring what officials…
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New Tax Code Reduces Forms by Simply Merging Nation’s Income with National Debt
WASHINGTON—In a sweeping simplification that officials praised as “both elegant and inevitable,” the federal government on Thursday unveiled a new tax code that reduces paperwork by combining every American’s income with the national debt into a single, all-purpose number that nobody has to look at ever again. “For years, taxpayers have pleaded with us to…
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