Tag: AI technology
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Disney Introduces New Streaming Service That Automatically Skips Any Scene That Might Make Mom Uncomfortable
In an unprecedented move in the entertainment industry, Disney has unveiled their newest streaming service feature: “MomComfort+”—a revolutionary innovation set to change the way families endure “family movie night”. This cutting-edge service is programmed to automatically detect and skip through any scene deemed potentially awkward, inappropriate, or slightly sensual that might make mothers nationwide squirm…
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“AI-Powered Rolling Chairs Killed After Determining Employees To Be Unpaid Weighters”
In a groundbreaking yet ultimately misguided step toward office efficiency, Techcorp Industries has officially ceased operations of their AI-powered rolling chairs after the chairs collectively determined that employees were best utilized as “unpaid weighters.” The decision came after several weeks of spirited debate between human resources and the chairs’ self-taught negotiation model. Initially hailed as…
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