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Google Japan Pioneers New Era in Tech Frustration with Launch of Semaphore-Based Smartphone Keyboard
Tokyo, Japan – Google Japan has unveiled a revolutionary advancement in digital communication with the introduction of a smartphone keyboard based entirely on semaphore, the 19th-century system of flag-based signaling. Marketed as “FlagBoard,” the device aims to enhance user engagement by transforming routine typing into an immersive choreographic exercise, industry insiders revealed at a subdued…
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In a groundbreaking move rumored to redefine consumer expectations for at least the next five minutes, Apple has announced its latest innovation: the Carducci Pencil. Amidst a whirlwind of green confetti and synchronized eye-rolling, Apple’s Senior Vice Executive of Miscellaneous Affairs, Trenton Verbosity, revealed the product with a spectacle worthy of the announcement of a…
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