Categoria: Media
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PolitiFact Announces New Initiative to Fact-Check Only Statements Made in Alternate Realities, Citing Higher Truth Accuracy There
St. Petersburg, FL – PolitiFact, the fact-checking arm of the Poynter Institute, announced today that it will exclusively review claims made in alternate realities, shifting its focus away from statements issued in what it described as “our increasingly fact-resistant primary dimension.” The initiative, described internally as Operation Quantum Credibility, will reportedly draw on interdimensional sourcing…
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Trump Files Lawsuit Against Reality, Accuses It of Defamation and Intentional Infliction of Facts
Palm Beach, FL – Former President Donald J. Trump has filed a lawsuit against Reality, accusing it of defamation and the intentional infliction of facts, according to court documents obtained Thursday. The complaint, lodged in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida, claims that Reality has engaged in a pattern of “malicious…
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People Power Party Demonstrates New Era of Democracy by Holding Judiciary Hostage Over Na Kyung-won Dispute
Seoul – In what analysts are calling a historic evolution for constitutional practice, the People Power Party (PPP) on Wednesday commenced the official “temporary stewardship” of South Korea’s judiciary following a disagreement among party leaders concerning the political future of Na Kyung-won. The standoff, described by PPP spokespersons as “healthy democratic experimentation,” began shortly after…
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Coach Condemns Reporter For Asking If Win Over Florida Felt As Empty As His Marriage
Tallahassee, FL – In a post-game press conference following his team’s latest football victory, Coach Marcus Trenholm vehemently expressed outrage at a journalist’s question regarding the emotional weight of his team’s triumph compared to that of his personal life. The inquiry, which linked the team’s win over the Florida Gators to the alleged desolation of…
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Son Discovers Father Secretly Watches Cable News for the Ads, Not the Content
Springfield, IL – In a stunning revelation that has shaken a suburban household and left a son questioning everything he’s ever known, local resident Daniel Thompson has uncovered that his father, Howard Thompson, consumes cable news not for the headlines, but purely for the advertisements. This disclosure has reportedly challenged the very fabric of their…
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Jeopardy! Contestants Pause Game to Settle Custody Dispute Over Alex Trebek’s Ghost
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, last night’s episode of “Jeopardy!” was interrupted as contestants took to the stage to resolve a pressing custody battle that has bewildered the fanbase: Who, exactly, is the rightful guardian of Alex Trebek’s ghost? The dispute began during the second round, shortly after the category…
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Netflix True Crime Series Accidentally Solves Unrelated Murder, Leaves Actual Case Unresolved for Dramatic Tension
Los Angeles, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, popular streaming service Netflix has inadvertently solved a 15-year-old murder case during the filming of its latest true crime documentary series, all while leaving the crime it set out to unravel utterly unsolved, reportedly for the sake of maintaining nail-biting suspense. The series, entitled “Threads…
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French Government Accidentally Declares War on Talk Show Host in Latest Diplomatic Auto-Correct Mishap
Paris, France – In an extraordinary turn of events that has left both international diplomats and television executives scrambling for clarity, the French government has inadvertently declared war on talk show host Jean-Claude Dupont, following a high-stakes auto-correct misjudgment in an official communique. The gaffe came to light on Tuesday when the Ministry of Foreign…
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Fox & Friends Hosts Now Legally Required to Undergo Daily ‘Truth Decibel’ Readings Before Airing
New York, NY – In a groundbreaking new mandate that promises to redefine morning television, hosts of the popular Fox News morning show “Fox & Friends” are now legally required to undergo daily “Truth Decibel” readings before each broadcast. This new governmental directive, issued by the whimsical Council for Broadcast Honesty and Trust (CBHT), aims…
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