Categoria: Local News
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Austin public library to host obituary writing party on April 1st
The Austin Public Library announced Tuesday that participants in its April 1st “Celebration of Life Writing Workshop” will be required to bring their own death certificates, with library officials clarifying that pre-written obituaries must be notarized and submitted in triplicate. The event, originally marketed as a creative writing exercise, now mandates attendees provide proof of…
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Local Man’s Expectations Thoroughly Met, Experts Baffled by Accuracy
Gerald Morrison of Millfield received exactly what he anticipated from Tuesday’s city council meeting, a phenomenon so rare that the National Institute of Predictive Outcomes has dispatched a research team to study his case. Morrison correctly predicted the meeting would last 47 minutes, feature three interruptions from resident Martha Collins about parking meters, and conclude…
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