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  • Local Man’s Expectations Thoroughly Met, Experts Baffled by Accuracy

    Local Man’s Expectations Thoroughly Met, Experts Baffled by Accuracy

    Gerald Morrison of Millfield received exactly what he anticipated from Tuesday’s city council meeting, a phenomenon so rare that the National Institute of Predictive Outcomes has dispatched a research team to study his case. Morrison correctly predicted the meeting would last 47 minutes, feature three interruptions from resident Martha Collins about parking meters, and conclude…

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