Categoria: History
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EXCLUSIVE: King Tut’s Secret Pet Name for Cleopatra Unearthed as New Scrolls Detail Royal Dysfunction in Ancient Egypt Soap Opera
Cairo, Egypt – Archaeologists with the Pan-Egyptian Restoration Initiative announced Wednesday the discovery of an unprecedented cache of papyrus scrolls detailing the inner workings of Ancient Egypt’s most infamous royal court. According to a pre-publication embargoed summary shared with The Fraudulent Times, the scrolls contain reference to a long-rumored pet name King Tutankhamun used for…
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Anthropologists Unveil New Exhibit: ‘Trump’s Quotes’ as Modern Cave Paintings, Preserving Humanity’s Intellectual Evolution
Albany, NY – A consortium of leading anthropologists from the American Institute for Human Development (AIHD) has debuted a groundbreaking new exhibit this week: “Trump’s Quotes as Modern Cave Paintings.” According to event organizers, the travelling showcase aims to “capture the intellectual trajectory of Homo sapiens at its crucial post-2016 inflection,” presenting a curated selection…
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Korean Drama Star Publicly Denies Plot Line as National Institute of Fictional Realism Declares It “Historical Fact
Seoul, South Korea – Leading Korean drama star Min-Jae Park has issued a formal statement denying the plausibility of a major plot point from his most recent series, “Love Under Siege,” just days after the National Institute of Fictional Realism (NIFR) declared the storyline a matter of “historical record.” The contradiction between actor and agency…
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Georgia Tech Fans Triumphantly Erect Goalpost In Campus Fountain, Accidentally Discover Ancient Roman Aqueduct Beneath
Atlanta, GA – In a turn of events that has both delighted and confounded archaeological scholars, fans of Georgia Tech celebrated their recent victory with the revered tradition of placing a goalpost in the campus fountain, only to uncover a remarkably preserved Roman aqueduct beneath the school grounds. The intrepid sports enthusiasts, known for their…
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New Legislation Mandates Every Town Must Host Museum Dedicated to Its Most Embarrassing Historical Oversight
Washington, D.C. – In a move aimed at historic accountability, Congress has passed groundbreaking legislation requiring every town in America to establish a museum dedicated to its most embarrassing historical oversight. This new law, officially named the Cultural Remembrance of Awkward Past (CRAP) Act, has been hailed as the most transparent of its kind. Under…
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Local Facebook Hero Incapable of Understanding AI’s Failure to Regurgitate Simple Facts About Western Early Music
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local Facebook warrior and self-proclaimed “music historian” Greg Dawson has once again bravely taken to the comments section to demand an explanation for why artificial intelligence can’t accurately regurgitate simple facts about Western early music, despite its so-called “advanced learning capabilities.” Dawson, 54, a part-time landscaper and full-time spreader of unsolicited opinions,…
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