Categoria: Environment
-
Local Woman Achieves Nirvana Through Six Simple Yoga Poses and Copious Amounts of Merlot
In a groundbreaking development that has shaken the very foundations of spiritual practice, local yoga enthusiast and busy real estate agent Susan Klein claims to have reached a state of nirvana using an unconventional method involving half a dozen yoga poses and an equally substantial quantity of Merlot. According to Klein, the path to enlightenment…
-
Local Man Heroically Saves $100 a Year by Reusing Plastic Bag That Cost $18 in Therapy to Overcome Environmental Guilt
In a powerful display of environmental heroism and financial pragmatism, local resident Greg Jamison has managed to save approximately $100 annually by diligently reusing a single plastic bag, though the journey to achieve this feat was as costly as it was noble. Sources confirm the plastic bag, originally acquired during an impromptu ketchup purchase, now…
Portuguese 
English