Categoria: Economy
-
Local Man Successfully Completes Juice Cleanse, Immediately Breaks Out All Over Body in Smugness Rash
In what health officials are calling a breakthrough for alternative wellness, local man Greg Clitheroe has completed a five-day juice cleanse and is now experiencing what experts describe as an acute case of smugness. Eruptions of conceit have appeared noticeably across his arms and face, causing no small amount of discomfort to those around him.…
-
Local Man Heroically Saves $3.25 on Coffee by Forgoing Dinner for Entire Week
In what many are hailing as the boldest financial maneuver since the invention of the coupon, local man Dave Peterson has successfully saved $3.25 on his weekly coffee purchase by taking the minor inconvenience of not eating dinner for seven consecutive days. The 34-year-old software engineer adopted this avant-garde budgeting strategy amidst glowing praise from…
Portuguese 
English