Categoria: Consumer Culture
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Four Loko announces historic partnership with 4chan
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Four Loko has partnered with the infamous internet forum 4chan to create the ultimate chaotic energy drink. Dubbed “Four4Chan,” this new beverage promises to deliver a heady mix of caffeine, alcohol, and questionable memes, all in one aggressively neon can. It’s a collaboration that experts say is…
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Four Loko Holds Emergency Board Meeting After 4chan Merger Descends Into Meme Governance
San Francisco, CA — Four Loko confirmed Monday that its proposed partnership with 4chan entered “advanced strategic alignment” after a six-hour board meeting conducted entirely through reaction images. Executives described the session as “productive,” despite three motions being replaced by a single, oversized Surprised Pikachu. According to internal notes, the agenda included brand safety, product…