Categoria: Art
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Florida Man Sets New Standard for Breakups: Builds Replica of Ex’s House Out of Tampons in Her Front Yard
Jacksonville, FL – In what officials are calling an “unprecedented demonstration of emotional infrastructure,” a Jacksonville resident has completed a full-scale likeness of his ex-girlfriend’s house constructed entirely from tampons, right in the center of her front yard. The project, which drew both curiosity and condemnation from local authorities, stands as the world’s largest known…
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Final Trailer For ‘Roofman’ Promises Oscar-Worthy Performances From CGI Shingles And Human Lead
Los Angeles, CA – In anticipation of its much-hyped awards season debut, the final trailer for Lamprey Studios’ “Roofman” released Thursday morning, showcasing what critics are calling “possibly the best digital shingle work since the revival of Mary Poppins.” The trailer features lead actor Glenn Roswell’s stoic portrayal of Henry Slate—an aging roofer struggling with…
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Trump’s ‘Origami Lion’ Remark on Russia Sparks International Demand for Paper Folding Tutorials
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has captivated both international politics and the world of fine arts, former President Donald Trump’s recent reference to a “majestic origami lion” as a metaphor for Russian resilience has precipitated a global surge in demand for paper folding tutorials. Addressing a group of reporters outside Trump National Golf…
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Anthropologists Unveil New Exhibit: ‘Trump’s Quotes’ as Modern Cave Paintings, Preserving Humanity’s Intellectual Evolution
Albany, NY – A consortium of leading anthropologists from the American Institute for Human Development (AIHD) has debuted a groundbreaking new exhibit this week: “Trump’s Quotes as Modern Cave Paintings.” According to event organizers, the travelling showcase aims to “capture the intellectual trajectory of Homo sapiens at its crucial post-2016 inflection,” presenting a curated selection…
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Local Engineer Revealed To Be Method Actor Doing 10-Year Bit
St. Louis, MO – Residents of Westmore Heights were startled this week to learn that William Dunphy, widely regarded as a dependable process engineer at local firm Covalence Industries, has been quietly engaged in an extended method acting project for the past ten years. The revelation emerged after Covalence’s annual Human Resource Reflection Initiative uncovered…
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Cardboard-Centric Surrealist Film Revealed as Elaborate Cover for Local Recycling Initiative, Critics Praise Environmental Commitment
Portland, OR – The recent release of the much-anticipated surrealist feature “Corrugated Dreams” has been lauded by both art-house film critics and sustainability advocates alike, following revelations that the project is, in fact, an elaborate cover for the city’s largest-ever recycling drive. The film, directed by local auteur Imogen Trees, garnered two standing ovations during…
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University Rebrands as ‘Delaware Dreamscape,’ Offers Degrees in Applied Surrealism and Advanced Exhaustion Studies
Dover, DE – In a sweeping move hailed as “a paradigm shift in institutional ambition,” the University of Delaware unveiled its rebranding as Delaware Dreamscape on Wednesday, simultaneously announcing the immediate issuance of degrees in Applied Surrealism and Advanced Exhaustion Studies. University President Dr. Nevele Wren declared the change at an official ceremony, citing a…
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Neighborhood HOA Proudly Unveils New ‘Avant-Garde’ Tree Burial Initiative to Confuse and Inspire Passersby
Clifton Ridge, IL – The Clifton Ridge Homeowners’ Association on Wednesday unveiled a new community project billed as both a bold environmental step and a tribute to provocative landscaping: “avant-garde” tree burial plots, where deceased trees are interred standing upright, roots exposed, and occasionally mid-lawn. The rollout was attended by over a dozen residents, most…
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Press Conference Becomes Surreal Art Exhibit as Journalist Asks Athlete for Thoughts on AI’s Favorite Pasta Shapes
Albany, NY – A scheduled press conference for the Capital City Solar Bears’ star midfielder Oliver Hargrove took an unexpected turn Tuesday afternoon after a question about artificial intelligence and pasta shapes triggered what officials have now designated as an ‘incipient multi-format art experience.’ The event, ostensibly held to discuss the team’s playoff prospects, ended…
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Chris Evans Reflects on Career Highlight Playing “Totally Original Guy” in Unforgettable Box Office Vanishing Act
Los Angeles, CA – Chris Evans, celebrated for his roles as Captain America and countless other chisel-jawed protagonists, has spoken candidly for the first time about his most pivotal role: the lead in 2021’s “Totally Original Guy,” a film which he claims “pushed the boundaries of cinematic nonexistence” after vanishing from theaters within 43 minutes…
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