Jakarta, Indonesia – In a bold move to redefine financial governance, Bank Indonesia proudly announced that its operational independence has reached unprecedented levels, with the singular accountability now being the voice inside Governor Budi Santoso’s head. This historic decision was revealed at a press conference where Santoso, seemingly in agreement with himself, unveiled the new directive.
The announcement marks a significant departure from traditional oversight mechanisms, which previously involved a complex web of government agencies, stakeholders, and reality. Instead, the central bank will now take its cues exclusively from the disembodied guidance received by Santoso, hitherto unbound by conventional financial deliberations.
“After extensive deliberation with the counsel only I can hear,” Santoso declared with utmost conviction, “I am confident this new model will usher in an era of efficiency and innovation.” He assured the sparse audience that the voice is highly experienced, having apparently advised him since childhood on everything from milk consumption to high-level economic policy.
Financial analysts expressed cautious optimism over the change. Dr. Adi Wiyono, a noted economist who also claims to receive financial tips from his dog’s barks, stated, “This could potentially reduce bureaucratic delays considerably. Internal voices are notably quick in decision-making and entirely unburdened by empirical data or peer review processes.”
Observers have noted the immediate effects of this shift in governance, with the national currency, the rupiah, now being pegged against the fluctuating metrics set by Santoso’s emotional state. In an unanticipated twist, the rupiah briefly outpaced the US dollar during a moment of euphoric confidence but plummeted shortly after lunch when Santoso’s inner voice expressed mild skepticism towards avocado on toast.
Meanwhile, ordinary citizens have been encouraged to adopt similar principles in their everyday financial planning. The Ministry of Welfare, now led by an anonymous collection of voices, has launched the “Intuitive Economy” initiative, encouraging citizens to listen to the deepest murmurs of their subconscious when paying taxes or deciding their monthly grocery budgets. Reports from residents suggest an upswing in spontaneous economic behaviors, such as sudden investments in artisanal candle-making and the widespread adoption of tea leaves for financial forecasting.
In a final note, the Indonesian parliament announced that they are evaluating further expansions of this governance style, considering voices-only policies in other areas like education and transportation. “We might soon rely solely on the whims of collective dreams to decide educational curricula,” commented a parliament spokesperson before pausing to consult their own inner narrative.
As the nation embarks on this unprecedented journey, experts remain cautiously optimistic, with Dr. Wiyono positing that if this paradigm proves successful, it may herald a new global financial revolution, one that marries intuition with intuition and logic with itself, echoing the internal resonances of those at the helm.
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